Benjamin's Britain

9: Iona

April 09, 2021 Ben Salamon, Nicky Pavitt and Gemma Cowen Season 2 Episode 1
9: Iona
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Benjamin's Britain
9: Iona
Apr 09, 2021 Season 2 Episode 1
Ben Salamon, Nicky Pavitt and Gemma Cowen

We're back for Season 2! Starting where we left off, we're back to Scotland for a trip down memory lane with Gemma Cowen. Gemma is a self confessed history novice, music and culture lover and proud Scot. They discuss Ben and Gemma's trip to one of the most remote landmarks on Aslett's book, the Isle of Iona, as well as some equine based mythology and many embarrassing stories about Ben. 

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We're back for Season 2! Starting where we left off, we're back to Scotland for a trip down memory lane with Gemma Cowen. Gemma is a self confessed history novice, music and culture lover and proud Scot. They discuss Ben and Gemma's trip to one of the most remote landmarks on Aslett's book, the Isle of Iona, as well as some equine based mythology and many embarrassing stories about Ben. 

You can now buy us a coffee if you enjoy our episodes - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/benjaminsbritain

We'd love you to subscribe and rate us on when you listen to your favourite podcasts. Follow us at @benjaminsbritainpod on Instagram for social content and updates.


Transcript

00:00:00 Ben

Welcome to Season 2 with Benjamin Britten.

00:00:02 Ben

Nicky we're back.

00:00:04 NIcky

We are back.

00:00:05 NIcky

We've got second season.

00:00:06 NIcky

That's very exciting.

00:00:08 Ben

Who would have thought we'd be back to Season 2?

00:00:10 Ben

People actually listen to this.

00:00:11 Ben

We have eight excellent guests lined up for this second season, Nicky.

00:00:15 NIcky

Yeah, we've got some really good guests lined up.

00:00:17 NIcky

Lined up

00:00:17 NIcky

 

00:00:18 Ben

We've already started recording a couple of them, some great landmarks, great stuff.

00:00:21 Ben

Worries and will be.

00:00:23 NIcky

Dave

00:00:24 Ben

We'll be releasing them over the coming weeks, weeks and months.

00:00:26 NIcky

The best way you can find teasers and spoilers and show notes from the episodes is to follow us, our Facebook page and our Instagram at Benjamin Britten Pod and just search for Benjamin Britten podcast on Facebook.

00:00:41 NIcky

We'd also really like to get your feedback.

00:00:43 NIcky

Your stories, if you've been to any of the landmarks.

00:00:46 NIcky

Talk about so please.

00:00:48 NIcky

Just send us a DM message comment on our Facebook and we might read it out.

00:00:53 Ben

Since, uh, since.

00:00:54 Ben

We last recorded.

00:00:55 Ben

I'm pretty sure there's been a pretty momentous birthday amongst this podcast recording group.

00:00:58 Speaker 4

Oh

00:01:01 NIcky

Yes my house.

00:01:03 NIcky

The Big three yard.

00:01:03 Ben

Wow, happy birthday that takes me out.

00:01:06 Ben

Happy birthday Nicky Pavitt yeah.

00:01:08 NIcky

Yeah.

00:01:08 NIcky

 

00:01:09 Ben

How does it feel you know leaving your 20s behind me?

00:01:11 NIcky

I actually feel pretty good about it, yeah?

00:01:14 Ben

It is.

00:01:15 Ben

Do you feel good that you've turned 30 as a podcast host?

00:01:18 Ben

You know that's that.

00:01:18 Ben

Must be huge.

00:01:18 NIcky

It may, yeah.

00:01:20 Ben

Life achievement down.

00:01:21 NIcky

There I mean.

00:01:21 NIcky

 

00:01:21 NIcky

I mean, in the last couple of weeks I did.

00:01:24 Speaker 4

Really.

00:01:24 Speaker 4

 

00:01:24 NIcky

Really, really interesting things like watch loads of TV was the first time I got the car fix for myself.

00:01:29 NIcky

So yeah, you know it was pretty wild.

00:01:31 NIcky

Pretty wild way to end it.

00:01:33 NIcky

You may have a not very long to do either saying yourself.

00:01:36 Ben

No, I'm still still two weeks left in my 20s and I'm treasuring every.

00:01:40 Ben

Every moment of them.

00:01:42 NIcky

Are you going to fit any landmarks in before your birthday?

00:01:45 Ben

Well, we can now travel wherever we want within Wales and I took full advantage of that last weekend.

00:01:45 Speaker 4

Yeah.

00:01:51 Ben

What do I do?

00:01:51 Ben

My first landmark since since December dragged my brother or my my dad.

00:01:56 Ben

I'm allowed to battlefield in mid Wales is excellent.

00:01:59 NIcky

Are we know that the battlefields are always.

00:02:01 NIcky

Right?

00:02:02 Ben

Listen, they're not affected by Corona.

00:02:04 Ben

They're always open, so I've done so many battlefields recently.

00:02:07 NIcky

That is a very good point.

00:02:08 Ben

Soon all restrictions are going to end and landmark season is upon us.

00:02:12 Ben

Nicky it's.

00:02:13 Ben

It's gotta be a big summer to make up for a miserable year of landmarks.

00:02:17 NIcky

What we should do is introduce our first guests of Season 2.

00:02:21 Ben

Yes, our first Castle season is someone has.

00:02:24 Ben

And almost as many landmarks as anyone else, and she was there right at the beginning.

00:02:29 Ben

She was the one actual here who kind of convinced me to go public with this whole project.

00:02:33 Ben

So you've only got her to play.

00:02:35 Ben

He's a dear friend of mine.

00:02:36 Ben

She has a love hate relationship with landmarks and I know Gemma was keen to get as many embarrassing stories in about me as possible.

00:02:44 Ben

So we'll see if she's succeeded.

00:02:52 Gavin Penn - Music

Many, many years ago, Ben bought a book, Landmarks of history and the challenge he uptook.

00:02:58 Gavin Penn - Music

Visit all the sites, tick off everyone, he would not be satisfied until there all were done.

00:03:06 Gavin Penn - Music

From England to Scotland, Ireland to Wales You can count on Benjamins, know the facts and tales

00:03:15 Gavin Penn - Music

So come an ride along with Benjamin Britain and get to know the places in the spaces around you.

00:03:23 Gavin Penn - Music

And also there's Nicky Pavitt

00:03:27 Ben

On the podcast this week is Gemma Cowan, visitor of over 50 landmarks, a friend of mine for over 15 years, and probably the person who has been to the most landmarks.

00:03:39 Ben

Who's actually the least interested in history?

00:03:42 Ben

Welcome to the podcast Gemma Cowan.

00:03:45 Gemma

Thank you, thank you for having me.

00:03:46 Ben

Jenna, why don't we get started?

00:03:48 Ben

Why don't you tell the listeners?

00:03:50 Ben

How we know each other?

00:03:51 Gemma

Right then, and I know each other who camp, they used to go and count together on the Cardiff boys were basically the equivalent of having a really popular boy band come to summer camp.

00:04:02 Gemma

So what I mean by that is the bus would arrive.

00:04:05 Gemma

All the girls would be screaming.

00:04:08 Gemma

I'm watching and running towards.

00:04:10 Gemma

Their bus and they would come off with their rucksacks.

00:04:12 Gemma

Like hey, maybe like.

00:04:17 Speaker 4

Oh my God, it's bad.

00:04:18 Gemma

No one was the bigger fan of the party.

00:04:21 Gemma

Based on the class girls, will I am.

00:04:23 Speaker 4

That's true.

00:04:25 Gemma

It must have been 2006. Yeah, it's that particular campus, the camp where every single barrel on camp fancied Ben and he was at his.

00:04:33 Gemma

People yeah, yeah.

00:04:35 Gemma

It was a great week.

00:04:36 Gemma

For him, it was the.

00:04:37 Gemma

Best week of his life.

00:04:38 Speaker 4

Uh.

00:04:39 Gemma

Every single Carl ritual.

00:04:40 Gemma

Right, and you'd be like, oh, so he.

00:04:42 Gemma

Can't say it depends on the year, it's been solid.

00:04:44 Speaker 4

2nd.

00:04:47 Ben

I didn't even know this.

00:04:48 Ben

I didn't know that was that was my peak.

00:04:51 NIcky

At the age of 14.

00:04:53 Ben

1515 sixteen

00:04:55 Gemma

And I remember.

00:04:57 Gemma

OK, well I'm gonna have to be friends with this guy 'cause he's the one that everybody wants.

00:05:02 Gemma

I have to become his best friend.

00:05:04 Ben

What happen?

00:05:07 Gemma

And after that camp, I think I called Ben every single night for about two years.

00:05:13 NIcky

Wow.

00:05:14 Ben

Yeah, yeah, you really wore me down Gemma, and until I had to accept your friendship.

00:05:21 Gemma

So that is the story of how we became friends.

00:05:23 Gemma

And like Ben said, I basically forced my friendship upon him until he eventually agreed.

00:05:27 Ben

I like to think that you have not learned a lot about history from doing 50 plus, Benjamin brand landmarks would.

00:05:35 Ben

You not say that.

00:05:37 Gemma

You are a very positive person Ben, and that's what I love most about you.

00:05:42 Gemma

I was thinking it would be very funny to do like a very basic pop quiz on the landmark 5.

00:05:49 Gemma

Or is that coming?

00:05:51 Ben

I'd definitely test you before I'd say your history knowledge is basic.

00:05:55 Gemma

Suboptimal.

00:05:57 Ben

It is about so we're trying to do something about that.

00:06:00 Ben

If I asked you, I.

00:06:02 Ben

Know that let's try it.

00:06:04 Ben

How many wives did Henry the eighth?

00:06:07 Speaker 4

8.

00:06:08 Ben

OK, so you see, this is our starting point and that's OK.

00:06:13 Ben

OK, do you have?

00:06:14 Gemma

Any time I should know the answer to that?

00:06:17 Ben

If you were close, it's 6.

00:06:19 Gemma

Oh damn it sorry, don't know that.

00:06:20 Ben

Yes.

00:06:22 Gemma

Yeah, the musical 6 asked me again.

00:06:25 Ben

Sorry, sorry Gemma, it's.

00:06:27 Ben

It's made it into the blood.

00:06:31 Ben

If I if I.

00:06:32 Ben

Ask you what happened in 1066.

00:06:34 Ben

What would you say to that?

00:06:36 Gemma

Battle of Hastings.

00:06:37 Ben

Uh, you see Jenna, you, you know your stuff, you know your stuff.

00:06:39 Ben

Right?

00:06:39 Ben

 

00:06:42 Speaker 4

I actually know nothing about that.

00:06:43 Gemma

I just know that fact.

00:06:45 Ben

It it's in every pub quiz that's ever been written, so it's it's a good history factor now.

00:06:50 Ben

I bet back then when you got to know me well, I don't know.

00:06:53 Ben

I don't know if you ever foresaw something like Benjamin Britten happening.

00:06:57 Speaker 4

No.

00:06:59 NIcky

Did you think Ben was in a 2016?

00:07:03 Ben

Do you remember your first reaction when I told you what I was doing because it was really early on in the process where you got involved.

00:07:12 Gemma

Yes, you had seen 1 landmark already, haven't you?

00:07:15 Ben

And I'd seen the one we did was was my 12th landmark.

00:07:19 Gemma

All right, well that wasn't correct. Then holes in it and I remember I think we were already in the car you were like, I'm gonna make this a goal of mine. I want to visit all 500 landmarks and I said that's absolutely brilliant. You should do all your friends and family. She put it on social media.

00:07:35 Gemma

And get everybody involved.

00:07:37 Gemma

I bet everyone will love it.

00:07:38 Gemma

I feel like we had that conversation 1st and then.

00:07:41 Gemma

We turned off at the landmark.

00:07:43 Speaker 4

Yeah.

00:07:44 Gemma

Which was the one in Barnet.

00:07:47 Gemma

The Battle of Barnet and it was this big.

00:07:48 Ben

Well done.

00:07:50 Gemma

That's 'cause I wrote it down, actually.

00:07:52 Speaker 4

You know?

00:07:52 Speaker 4

Know

00:07:52 Gemma

You don't arrive at this pretty miserable briefly line.

00:07:58 Gemma

Pretty great day.

00:08:01 Ben

It was a battle memorial and obelisk in in Barnet.

00:08:05 NIcky

Sounds like adult.

00:08:07 Ben

Yeah.

00:08:07 Ben

 

00:08:07 Ben

Yeah, it's a test.

00:08:08 Gemma

Yeah, I think I.

00:08:08 Ben

It's a type.

00:08:09 Gemma

Think we would call that Dad.

00:08:10 Ben

Make it like this.

00:08:11 Ben

Might be my first dead.

00:08:13 Gavin Penn - Music

Oh wow.

00:08:14 Gemma

Oh, would it be in Shirley 'cause it was the first one in public?

00:08:17 Gemma

Is it even a dot if there's no one else there to see it then?

00:08:21 Speaker 4

Good question.

00:08:22 Gemma

So his Castle still looking quite pristine, you know so bad it's everything and he goes so Gemma or sogem this is the Battle of Barnet where enter well that was remember.

00:08:34 Ben

Well played today and later.

00:08:36 Ben

We'll edit that in.

00:08:37 Gemma

Uhm, and I was like.

00:08:40 Gemma

Yeah, see that idea I just said.

00:08:44 NIcky

I take it that.

00:08:45 Gemma

Well, you know it's wrong like this.

00:08:47 Gemma

I'm not sure it's really going to take off.

00:08:50 Gemma

No, I didn't see that, and I like to think I had something to do with Benjamin Britten being the success that it is today.

00:08:57 Gemma

What what do you think there?

00:08:59 Ben

Well, it it was very early on.

00:09:02 Ben

I hadn't before this.

00:09:03 Ben

I hadn't posted a single photo anywhere yet.

00:09:06 Ben

I I wasn't sure who I wanted to publicly say.

00:09:09 Ben

Great.

00:09:10 Ben

I'm doing 500 mallards.

00:09:13 NIcky

Understandable.

00:09:14 Ben

You know that's not not because it's embarrassing, but because you know there's there's some kind of commitment that I would be then putting out there in the world.

00:09:23 Ben

But I think Gemma convinced me that yeah, you should.

00:09:26 Ben

You should do this.

00:09:27 Ben

You should make this a thing.

00:09:28 Ben

I mean, it wasn't called Benjamin script.

00:09:30 NIcky

Somebody talking about a new relationship.

00:09:32 Speaker 4

Yeah.

00:09:33 Gemma

Yeah, it sounds a bit like you were you were finishing up and history anonymous class.

00:09:40 Gemma

You were trying really hard not to get sucked back in.

00:09:44 Gemma

Clampdown not bicker, I just

00:09:46 Speaker 4

Can't stay no.

00:09:48 Ben

5-5 years later, I can't kick the habit. He definitely responsible for everything that came.

00:09:52 Ben

Next, which was.

00:09:54 Ben

Starting to post every single landmark onto Facebook.

00:09:58 Ben

And then ultimately, Instagram. And this thing grew and grew from that. Now it was April 2016 and my 12th landmark, so.

00:10:06 Gemma

Wow was actually 2016. That's funny so 2006. You're basically a boy band. Everyone loves you and then you get 10 years a decade.

00:10:15 Speaker 4

Yeah.

00:10:15 Gemma

Later, and you're the historian Nerd, no one has.

00:10:18 Speaker 4

No.

00:10:18 Speaker 4

 

00:10:19 Gemma

Not yet, but is doing really weird things instead brilliant?

00:10:23 Ben

OK, Gemma, obviously Gemma, you know you might be able to tell listeners from the accent Jenny you grew up in.

00:10:30 Ben

Do you remember learning particularly about?

00:10:32 Ben

Scottish history the people.

00:10:35 Ben

Proud of Scottish history into it at school.

00:10:38 Ben

You know, Saint Andrews day.

00:10:39 Ben

William Wallace.

00:10:41 Gemma

We, yeah, we definitely did in primary school for sure, and I'm sure we did in secondary school.

00:10:45 Gemma

Dead insect.

00:10:45 Gemma

 

00:10:46 Gemma

I mean, I remember enjoying learning about Mary Queen Scots.

00:10:49 Gemma

I had a lot of time for Mary Queen of Scots.

00:10:51 Gemma

I thought, yeah, I was quite into.

00:10:51 Ben

Mary Queen of Scots, yeah.

00:10:51 Ben

Mary Queen of Scots.

00:10:53 Gemma

Her yeah she was.

00:10:54 Gemma

She was a good one.

00:10:56 Ben

One of the best, yeah.

00:10:57 NIcky

I certainly didn't do any Scottish history at school.

00:11:02 Speaker 4

Like

00:11:03 NIcky

I didn't do any Welsh history.

00:11:04 NIcky

All these courses history.

00:11:06 Ben

Excuse me, typical English arrogant imperialists only learning about English history.

00:11:14 NIcky

No, yeah Ben, did you ever learn about Scottish history?

00:11:17 Ben

No, I mean I watched Braveheart when I was a teenager and that was basically my Scottish history education.

00:11:23 Ben

Honestly, through doing landmarks in Scotland, I've learned so much about Scottish history.

00:11:28 Gemma

You love Scotland now.

00:11:30 Ben

You know, I really didn't realize until I was an adult that Scotland before the acts of Union had its own completely unique national story in history completely independent of England.

00:11:43 Ben

It would have been fun to learn about that in school.

00:11:44 Ben

Welsh History in school was so dull they chose the worst parts of our history.

00:11:51 Ben

Teachers it was it was uninspiring.

00:11:54 Gemma

Don't worry, Ben, I'm sure you'll be in the curriculum soon enough. People will learn about Ben Solomon who went round the UK, Mr Take 500, yes 500 landmarks. And yeah on on Scotland. 'cause obviously Ben and I have done quite a lot of the Scottish landmarks together and find his brilliant way.

00:12:13 Gemma

Of making sure they're as far away from each other as possible, yeah.

00:12:17 Ben

Yeah, yeah, they're really spread out there.

00:12:19 NIcky

So it's a lot of quality time in the car of which I'm not allowed to drive yet.

00:12:25 NIcky

Speaking of Scotland, I've got a bit of a feeling that there might be some Scottish landmarks or landmark today, so Gemma where in the world are you taking us for?

00:12:25 Speaker 4

Yeah.

00:12:37 NIcky

The landmark that you and Ben are visited.

00:12:39 NIcky

There's 50 to choose from, so I'm not really sure how you decided.

00:12:44 Gemma

Iona Abbey, ooh ah what is Iona?

00:12:49 Ben

Tell us tell us about Iona, Abidjan and why you've chosen that landmark.

00:12:52 Gemma

Who's Ben and I wanted to do a proper adventure one we were like, let's do like a real adventure and we're like Ben goes.

00:12:59 Gemma

You know there's this one all the way over here and it's so remote.

00:13:03 Gemma

Should we do this?

00:13:04 Gemma

And I was like, yeah, that sounds fun.

00:13:06 Gemma

I'm Ben is brilliant because he just organizes and schedules the whole thing.

00:13:10 Gemma

So to get to a.

00:13:12 Gemma

You need to do the following.

00:13:12 Speaker 4

Yeah.

00:13:13 Gemma

This is from London.

00:13:15 Gemma

Bus to Airport Airport to Glasgow, stay overnight in Glasgow.

00:13:22 Gemma

Morning 'cause you need to pick up car in the morning.

00:13:25 Gemma

You then needs to drive to open.

00:13:29 Gemma

From Albany you get ferry number one to Mull Isle of Mull.

00:13:34 Gemma

Some interesting facts about Isle of Mull.

00:13:36 Speaker 4

Wow.

00:13:37 Gemma

One you can only go left.

00:13:40 Gemma

All right?

00:13:41 Speaker 4

That's all.

00:13:42 Gemma

There is nothing else on Isle of Mull.

00:13:44 Gemma

You go one way or the other.

00:13:46 Gemma

There's one route and that is it.

00:13:48 Gemma

Another interesting fact about Isle of Mull is it's really easy to pass your drivers test there because of that.

00:13:54 Gemma

Oh yes.

00:13:56 Gemma

Which I didn't because I didn't.

00:13:58 Gemma

I didn't try because I wanted to and Ben said no, we don't have time for that.

00:14:03 Ben

And I'm pleased I stuck with that.

00:14:03 Gemma

It was quite an experience.

00:14:05 Gemma

And when you say to somebody, you will now have one rude and you explain that you're getting another ferry from Model 1.

00:14:13 Gemma

Might think to get to the other fairy must take 30 seconds.

00:14:17 Gemma

I mean, how big can this island be?

00:14:19 Gemma

There's another another we were driving right this world.

00:14:20 Ben

Hours.

00:14:23 Gemma

To get to the other ferryport quite unbelievable mall is absolutely gorgeous.

00:14:27 Gemma

Yeah, beautiful mountains.

00:14:29 Gemma

The scenery was fantastic.

00:14:30 Gemma

Well never been an idea of Scotland trip.

00:14:32 Gemma

We always have Scottish music in the background.

00:14:34 Gemma

You know we have a great adventure.

00:14:36 Ben

I cannot recommend driving to Iona.

00:14:40 Ben

More it's it's such a fun experience.

00:14:44 Gemma

So then we get to the second ferry and to get to Iona is actually even more tricky.

00:14:50 Gemma

We were quite lucky, but the C can often be quite rocky.

00:14:53 Gemma

And of course, if it's really choppy, they won't let anyone on the ferry 'cause it's really choppy.

00:14:58 Gemma

It's not a fun time, but you're not allowed any cars or my or not, so we had to leave the car and model.

00:15:03 Gemma

Can't get the ferry to Iona with like five other people.

00:15:09 Speaker 4

Yeah.

00:15:09 Gemma

Let's go and then.

00:15:10 Gemma

We arrived and it was beautiful.

00:15:12 Gemma

I mean it was sunny outside.

00:15:13 Gemma

It was cold.

00:15:14 Gemma

And but very scenic.

00:15:16 Gemma

I think around 200 people live on the Isle.

00:15:19 NIcky

Friends.

00:15:20 Ben

And then yeah, we we eventually got to Iona after about 700 miles traveled. You're missing out one of the best bits of this. This travel. I mean, this is one of, if not the most remote landmark I have ever visited and the experience of driving across Mull to reach an island off an island off the West Coast.

00:15:25 Speaker 4

Oh

00:15:34 Speaker 4

Millimeter.

00:15:40 Ben

Scotland and then seeing this Abbey on the island in the distance on this perfect summer day it was.

00:15:48 Ben

It was like it was an emotional moment.

00:15:50 Ben

We feel like we've traveled so far to reach this landmark and there it was and it was.

00:15:55 Ben

It was.

00:15:56 Speaker 4

Special.

00:15:57 Gemma

Actually I wasn't so fussed about the army, but there was a lovely there was a lovely Highland cow next to it by Patti.

00:16:04 Ben

That was, it was.

00:16:05 NIcky

La Belle Highland.

00:16:07 Gemma

I think I said Daniel, correct me if I'm wrong, but 200 people live on the island, but obviously some of them don't live in the island. All your red 'cause there is nothing to do there. And I remember Ben had obviously done quite a bit of driving. By this point. We just kind of wanted to get something to meet, of which there's not many places to go. There's two options.

00:16:24 Gemma

We decided to go to the hotel for some lunch and like even the menu in the hotel, there's like three things on the menu and I remember we were sitting there having lunch and there was this lady at the table next to us who was having a meeting with who I assumed was the hotel manager and I assumed that she was hearing.

00:16:44 Gemma

To be the rule as chef in this hotel, because I remember the manager going through the menu with her and going through the ingredients and she was actually saying we don't have this.

00:16:54 Gemma

We don't have that we did this and that and this new chef Toby was just like.

00:16:54 Ben

Ah yeah.

00:16:59 Gemma

Go to resource.

00:17:02 Gemma

This guy and the manager was just like, oh, I've got some spare walnuts at home, so I'll bring those in tomorrow and I was just like we are so remote right now that is remotely yeah.

00:17:09 Speaker 4

Right?

00:17:13 Gemma

It was quite funny.

00:17:15 Ben

It felt like we were on the.

00:17:16 Ben

Edge of the world didn't.

00:17:17 Ben

It yeah, it really did.

00:17:18 Gemma

Yeah, read it.

00:17:18 Gemma

Read it.

00:17:20 Ben

And that German, do you remember at all why Iona features in five outlets?

00:17:26 Ben

Landmarks of Britain?

00:17:26 Speaker 4

Ah.

00:17:28 Gemma

I'm definitely going to get this wrong because in my head I think it's something and it's going to be so wrong.

00:17:33 Gemma

That you're like no gem and isn't.

00:17:36 Gemma

That where Christianity first started in the UK.

00:17:41 Ben

No jam actually quite close.

00:17:44 Gemma

Second, benzu.

00:17:48 Ben

It's.

00:17:49 Ben

It's not what Christianity started in the UK, but it is where Christianity started in Scotland, so so you were damn closed. It's been a sacred Christian site for Scott for 1500 years, which is pretty impressive. Gemma, do you remember anything else?

00:17:54 Speaker 4

Ah.

00:17:57 NIcky

Street knows.

00:18:05 NIcky

Oh my God.

00:18:09 NIcky

It was cold.

00:18:11 Ben

I said the name St Columba to you ringing bells.

00:18:16 NIcky

Yes.

00:18:17 Ben

Well the main the main.

00:18:18 Ben

Done.

00:18:19 Gemma

He brought it over.

00:18:20 Ben

Yeah, exactly he we call him St Columba today.

00:18:23 Ben

He was a member of the Irish Royal Family and a big dude in the Christian community in Ireland who just loved to set up churches in his spare time, he decided to get on a boat with 12 followers because he wanted to be like the main man, Jesus Christ himself and sail over to what we now call.

00:18:40 Ben

The Isle of Iona and set up a monastery there so he could spread Christianity to the barbaric tribes of modern day Scotland and Jill.

00:18:49 Ben

What he was extremely successful.

00:18:52 NIcky

I've got a question about that. There's only 200 people that live on the island now, so at the time there probably weren't that many people. I can't imagine it was usually difficult to convert 40 people.

00:19:00 Speaker 4

He

00:19:02 NIcky

40 people

00:19:02 NIcky

 

00:19:05 Speaker 4

Chip

00:19:05 Gemma

Really good, fine.

00:19:06 Gemma

Just take this needed.

00:19:07 Speaker 4

Yeah.

00:19:07 NIcky

Arithmetic and just go.

00:19:10 NIcky

Ah, I've brought you some fresh produce and also you could be Christians.

00:19:15 Ben

Yeah, they're like, yeah, that's a pretty sweet deal that they did.

00:19:18 Ben

They did spread out from this tiny.

00:19:20 Ben

I'll eventually and it became like the Christian pilgrimage site in Scotland, in in the Middle Ages.

00:19:27 NIcky

That's hard to get to even now, so.

00:19:30 Ben

So hard to get to the monks who lived there.

00:19:33 Ben

Were really strict.

00:19:34 Ben

This is a list of things they banned from the island.

00:19:37 Ben

Cows, snakes, frog.

00:19:40 Ben

Thanks.

00:19:41 Ben

And women all those.

00:19:41 Speaker 4

Limit.

00:19:43 Ben

Yeah, none of them.

00:19:45 Ben

None of those were allowed on this Holy Island.

00:19:47 Ben

Right, I think it's sensible.

00:19:50 NIcky

There were no women there.

00:19:50 NIcky

To start with, or they just thought, let's get rid of these gals.

00:19:53 Ben

Yeah, they were along with cows, snakes and frogs.

00:19:56 Ben

They were banned from the island.

00:19:58 Gemma

So long Mark we start again.

00:20:01 Speaker 4

Yeah.

00:20:02 Ben

Yeah, so they would have been really upset with you visiting Gemma.

00:20:04 Gemma

Well, I showed them.

00:20:06 NIcky

Yeah, the population of that island get decreased quite fast, like if those girls.

00:20:12 Ben

Well, I don't think the monks cared much about that.

00:20:15 Ben

I don't think they were in.

00:20:16 Ben

It's a procreation match.

00:20:19 Gemma

Ben, do you think you could live on Iona?

00:20:22 Ben

Uh, could I live in a historical landmark?

00:20:25 Ben

Yes.

00:20:27 Gemma

That's the question.

00:20:28 Ben

Well, you know it comes with.

00:20:30 Ben

I mean, Iona isn't much more.

00:20:31 Gemma

Don't say Buckingham Palace Ben I said.

00:20:35 Ben

No, I don't.

00:20:36 Ben

I don't think so.

00:20:36 Ben

I mean, it's it's a million miles away from anything which is part of its charm, of course.

00:20:41 NIcky

And so is the landmark the island?

00:20:44 NIcky

Or is it the Abbey?

00:20:45 Ben

I I think.

00:20:45 Ben

In the book, it's actually the island.

00:20:47 Ben

Believe it or not, it's all about the Abbey.

00:20:49 NIcky

How big is this Abby?

00:20:51 NIcky

I'm assuming it's not massive.

00:20:54 Ben

No, no, it's.

00:20:55 NIcky

And is it the original?

00:20:58 Ben

Not this was a 12th century monastery that was built on the site of the original, but I would say it's beautiful Gemma maybe you would agree it's absolutely stunning with the backdrop of the sea and the islands and the mountains in the distance it is pretty stunning.

00:21:14 Ben

Do you want to hear how John?

00:21:15 Ben

Hale Clive describes it.

00:21:17 NIcky

Only briefly.

00:21:23 Ben

He calls it the most sumptuous.

00:21:25 Ben

In the West Highlands.

00:21:28 Ben

Clive likes it.

00:21:29 Gemma

Clive likes that.

00:21:30 Gemma

Well, well, there you go.

00:21:32 Ben

The number one reason why it's in the book is because there was a really famous Bible that was made there called the book.

00:21:38 Ben

Of Kells in the 700.

00:21:40 Speaker 4

Yes.

00:21:40 Ben

It's like beautifully designed manuscript, really amazing piece of Christian art for the period and this island was a was the target of Vikings again and again and again. The Vikings raided it and like kept on killing monks, monks like 68 monks died in one year in 806 so they smuggled this book out of Iona.

00:22:00 Ben

And took it to Kells in Ireland where it uh, well it's still there today.

00:22:05 Gemma

Oh, OK.

00:22:06 Ben

It's like I've singled out for historical significance is because of this book.

00:22:09 Ben

Of couse it's no longer in Iona.

00:22:12 Ben

Really, really cool though.

00:22:13 Ben

Scottish medieval Kings are very.

00:22:17 Ben

Do you remember that Gemma wow how rude?

00:22:18 Speaker 4

No.

00:22:20 Ben

It's a pretty impressive historic site.

00:22:22 Ben

It was super important to Scotts throughout the Middle Ages until our favor King Henry the eighth decided to abolish Catholicism.

00:22:30 Ben

And.

00:22:30 Ben

 

00:22:31 Ben

The monastery was was raided and everything was everything was stolen away.

00:22:34 NIcky

How does he even get up there like you'd think?

00:22:37 NIcky

Maybe somewhere like that?

00:22:38 NIcky

You'd get away with it.

00:22:39 Ben

Go heavy, wear those.

00:22:40 Speaker 4

Yes.

00:22:41 NIcky

Riley, Henry 8

00:22:43 NIcky

8 wives.

00:22:46 Gemma

It's six, actually.

00:22:49 Gemma

I went all that way and.

00:22:51 Gemma

I remembered none of that.

00:22:53 NIcky

You didn't even get to see the bloody book, so you.

00:22:55 Ben

Know Gemma can't believe you don't remember any of the history.

00:22:56 Speaker 4

Chat.

00:22:59 Gemma

I remember none of the history because I was just so excited because by this point were you on 300 landmarks.

00:23:06 Ben

About to hit my 300th landmark.

00:23:08 Gemma

To celebrate my I did this very last minute.

00:23:10 Gemma

I asked live as.

00:23:12 Gemma

Let who is, of course, the author of the.

00:23:14 Gemma

Book if he wouldn't know.

00:23:16 Gemma

Trains recording a message for Ben and I explained Bens project him what he was trying to achieve and then we got this amazing video from Clyde being like Hello Ben.

00:23:29 Gemma

And I was so excited about this.

00:23:31 Gemma

I I the entire trip, I just couldn't wait for Ben to see this.

00:23:35 Gemma

Video, so we're on the.

00:23:36 Gemma

Ferry and I remember being.

00:23:37 Gemma

Like then I've got a surprise for you and he was arms crossed going already.

00:23:41 Gemma

What you doing?

00:23:42 Gemma

What's this about so much attitude?

00:23:44 Gemma

I was like what's wrong with you was with your body language.

00:23:47 Gemma

All of a sudden.

00:23:47 Ben

It's because, like you like, had the camera out ready to fill me and I know you were filming me about to film me doing something.

00:23:54 Ben

And you were like.

00:23:55 Speaker 6

The like the like to.

00:23:56 Ben

Catch me perfect like no no, come over here.

00:23:59 Ben

And I was I was getting stressed out.

00:24:01 NIcky

So it seems like it might be a prank.

00:24:03 Ben

Yeah, I didn't know what was about to happen.

00:24:05 Ben

I didn't like it.

00:24:06 Gemma

And then I pushed him overboard and here we are then no.

00:24:09 Gemma

And then obviously he started watching the video and he was.

00:24:11 Gemma

Like Oh my God, it's called my hero.

00:24:16 Gemma

It was very sweet and it it was a lot of fun.

00:24:18 Gemma

It was, yeah, your reaction really was priceless and I'm.

00:24:22 Gemma

So glad I got that.

00:24:22 Gemma

Glad I got that.

00:24:23 NIcky

All on camera?

00:24:24 NIcky

Yeah, that's pretty.

00:24:24 Ben

Good, it was amazing Gemma.

00:24:25 Ben

It was so unexpected to get a message from.

00:24:28 Ben

Clive Aslet it was a mixture of embarrassment and amazement and I just couldn't believe what I was watching.

00:24:34 Ben

Told us.

00:24:34 Ben

Sorry.

00:24:34 Ben

Didn't hear when he went to Iona and we've always wondered has Clive been to all the landmarks we don't know for sure, but he did confirm in the video that I'm there.

00:24:36 Gemma

Yeah, yeah.

00:24:43 Ben

Only while the first time the first person.

00:24:45 Ben

Ever have attempted this, but you know as far.

00:24:48 NIcky

As far as news, anyway, I'm asking hundreds of you.

00:24:50 Ben

This person knows.

00:24:54 Ben

Yeah, that was that was.

00:24:55 Ben

That was really incredible that you got that message from.

00:24:57 Ben

Clive Jenna.

00:24:58 NIcky

I think we might even be able to get the audio from that video and put some of it into this, Sir.

00:25:04 Gemma

Oh yeah, that'd be great.

00:25:06 Gemma

I'm here, live now.

00:25:07 Speaker 4

Why?

00:25:08 Speaker 6

Hello Ben, this is Clive Gemma tells me that you're going around the country following the 500 landmarks and I look, I understand we're just about to go to Iona. I remember going tomorrow when I was a student. I remember and love Iona and I hope you're getting as much.

00:25:29 Speaker 6

Pleasure from doing this project.

00:25:31 Speaker 6

As I did when I visited all 500 and I will be absolutely thrilled to know you got to the end of all 500. Good luck.

00:25:44 Ben

So Jenna, we are schooled.

00:25:46 Ben

I guess to read the landmark that we've been together so far.

00:25:49 Ben

The top rated landmark is 30 hours, 30 rated by my mum.

00:25:52 Ben

So it can't possibly be that, but we'd like to know what you think of Iona Abbey, Isle of Iona.

00:25:59 Ben

Firstly, out of 10, how would you rate it?

00:26:01 Ben

Or its historical significance?

00:26:04 Gemma

Don't know what you think Ben.

00:26:08 Ben

I, I think for Scottish history is pretty significant.

00:26:08 Speaker 4

Cool.

00:26:13 Speaker 4

Yeah.

00:26:13 Ben

In fact, I'd say very significant.

00:26:15 Ben

British history probably takes down 1 notch because it is all about Scotland.

00:26:20 Speaker 4

Oh well.

00:26:20 NIcky

We could say that about England, England would you.

00:26:23 Speaker 4

No well spoiled.

00:26:26 Ben

Welsh language landmarks.

00:26:27 Ben

Get an additional point for being Welsh landmarks.

00:26:29 NIcky

Right, right?

00:26:31 Ben

Janet, this is your rating, not mine.

00:26:33 Gemma

OK, So what I'm hearing is a 5.

00:26:36 NIcky

It obviously was significant in a way, but no, we would.

00:26:38 Ben

Huh, huh?

00:26:40 NIcky

Christianity would have got there eventually, wouldn't it?

00:26:42 Ben

He would have made his way up there.

00:26:44 Gemma

You, like I went there, he told me about it again just now and I've already forgotten half of it.

00:26:53 Ben

Is a great reasoning to be fair, OK?

00:26:57 Ben

So get the history.

00:26:58 Ben

What about the fun factor?

00:27:00 Gemma

Definite 20

00:27:05 Ben

Good great answer.

00:27:07 Speaker 4

Wait?

00:27:07 NIcky

We might have to round that down to a 10, but that's fine.

00:27:10 Ben

We'll give it the perfect 10 out of 10.

00:27:11 Ben

And what about its insta worthiness?

00:27:14 Gemma

I give it a 10.

00:27:15 Gemma

I think it depends on the weather, but we were there in a good day so I'm going to give it a 10.

00:27:20 Ben

I, I think 25 out of 30.

00:27:21 Speaker 4

Yeah.

00:27:23 Ben

It's good I'm gonna say Gemma.

00:27:25 Ben

This Iona Abbey is for me one of my top ten landmarks of all time it is.

00:27:30 Speaker 4

Yeah.

00:27:32 Gemma

Now then, it's top five.

00:27:34 Gemma

We discussed this at the weekend we put it into the pan because you weren't thinking about it.

00:27:35 Ben

It's not physical.

00:27:38 Gemma

You and me both.

00:27:39 Gemma

Know that it's top five.

00:27:41 Gemma

That's probably your third favorite of all time.

00:27:43 Ben

OK, it's my list that much.

00:27:43 Gemma

But for some reason, if you were with me, you won't say top five.

00:27:48 Speaker 4

Oh

00:27:48 Ben

It's a top.

00:27:48 Ben

It's a top 50 landmark and at the lower end of that list now it's no.

00:27:52 Ben

It's absolutely top 10.

00:27:55 Ben

With the best.

00:27:56 NIcky

I keep up with this thing for islands then because you said the same thing to me about the Isle of Wine.

00:28:04 Ben

Yeah yeah we have.

00:28:05 Speaker 4

Fire.

00:28:06 NIcky

To get the ferry.

00:28:07 NIcky

To get that.

00:28:09 Ben

Isle of Wight, top ten landmarks for sure.

00:28:11 Ben

You know if it's that.

00:28:12 NIcky

Isle of Man's gonna be up there one day.

00:28:15 Gemma

That brings us to our next landmark, that Ben and I are going to.

00:28:20 Ben

Damn it.

00:28:20 Ben

My side up the Isle of.

00:28:22 Ben

Man is a potential next trip.

00:28:23 Ben

Which I can't disagree with.

00:28:27 NIcky

OK, so moving on to our third and final section of the episode, and as we know now we're in Season 2 and that is the guest alternative.

00:28:37 NIcky

Landmark.

00:28:38 NIcky

My favorite bit, the bit that Ben doesn't know about.

00:28:41 NIcky

It's something that the guest thinks should be in a list like this Jemma what have you chosen?

00:28:48 Gemma

So I have chosen the cowpeas.

00:28:51 Speaker 6

The kelpies

00:28:53 Gemma

But the story for why the Kelpies had been selected was because Ben and I were doing some landmarks in and around Glasgow.

00:29:02 Gemma

Uh, we decided that we wanted to go to Falkirk, but to get to Falkirk and to get to these specific landmarks we needed my dad to drive 'cause we haven't rented a car and I couldn't drive.

00:29:12 Gemma

At that point, my parents very kindly agreed on the day trip to Falkirk.

00:29:17 Gemma

So we're in the car we're driving for what I think was an hour and a half or two hours again, and the aggressive Scottish rain with the horrible drearily Scottish winds and weather and Gray. My mum's getting really fed.

00:29:33 Gemma

Up and if you think I'm outspoken, I have absolutely nothing on Doctor Polycon.

00:29:42 Gemma

We end up also at the top of the Hill and what basically looks like a Tauren up kids part like, just like a really depressing like heads play area that you'd only bring your kid.

00:29:53 Gemma

If you were really extremely desperate and that particular Hill is where the Battle of Falkirk happened, Ben's going in. This is good history with Ben level enthusiasm, band level, charm. My mum at this point is having absolutely none.

00:29:56 Speaker 4

Schrecks

00:30:01 Ben

OK, good history.

00:30:12 Gemma

Not that she will not fly into any of this, she just looks right at him and goes is that it happens literally sitting on the seat looking at me, being my general thoughts.

00:30:21 Ben

Inspiring.

00:30:22 Gemma

I do come on, help me help me it's your mom.

00:30:24 Gemma

Come on, help me I might.

00:30:26 Gemma

You raise your son, you're gonna have to sort this out.

00:30:29 Gemma

I'm not helping you.

00:30:32 Gemma

And and I I then I.

00:30:33 Gemma

Just whispered what about the  after she really liked.

00:30:37 Gemma

Look at the kelpies on the way here bringing the kelpies so.

00:30:41 Gemma

OK, so after photos we already scheduled so I think would be a really good idea for us to see the Kelpies and my mom just changes her choon.

00:30:48 Speaker 4

Really.

00:30:49 NIcky

God save the day.

00:30:52 Gemma

Say something.

00:30:53 Gemma

So then we went to the kelpies so that the kelpies have made it in.

00:30:56 Gemma

For those of you that don't know the Kelpies and Nicky will explain it in a lot more detail than me, but essentially it's.

00:31:01 Gemma

And two sculptures of two horse heads.

00:31:04 Ben

Not amazing.

00:31:05 Gemma

It's absolutely massive, and they're really quite captivating to look at.

00:31:09 Gemma

And just the architecture and design of it is exquisite.

00:31:13 Gemma

And you basically walk around them.

00:31:15 Gemma

You can also walk through them.

00:31:16 Gemma

It's just amazing.

00:31:17 Gemma

How definitely look at each angle as you're walking around.

00:31:19 Ben

Oh, they are so lifelike.

00:31:21 Ben

Aren't they incredible?

00:31:22 NIcky

I think this bed is perhaps the first of the alternative landmarks that you've actually been to.

00:31:28 Ben

Oh, you might be right.

00:31:30 Ben

I I can't remember any of the history at all.

00:31:32 Ben

I just remember being amazed by them.

00:31:34 NIcky

Well, they aren't very old. It was open to the public in April 2014. So in terms of the history of the actual sculpture, that's not really the point because there's a lot of things that bends list that historical and there isn't anything there. This is like.

00:31:49 Gemma

Second, Mickey, you tell him.

00:31:55 NIcky

So I had no idea, so I've been researching about it and I didn't even know what kelpies.

00:32:00 NIcky

Oh

00:32:01 Ben

All is well.

00:32:02 NIcky

Scottish mythological creatures that usually take the form of horses and can transform into any shape, and they they usually found around water.

00:32:12 NIcky

They have.

00:32:12 NIcky

 

00:32:12 NIcky

They have the strength of 10 horses and one of their favorite things to do was to entice children to ride on their backs so they could drown them.

00:32:15 Speaker 4

Wow.

00:32:22 Speaker 6

No no.

00:32:26

Landmark.

00:32:27 NIcky

Weird mythology, the connection really is 2 things.

00:32:31 NIcky

I mean, I've not been there.

00:32:32 NIcky

You have it surround some canals I believe.

00:32:36 Ben

That sounds about right, yeah?

00:32:37 NIcky

It's buffers canals.

00:32:39 Gemma

You did not seek help.

00:32:40 Gemma

Ease liked water, so I presume they would live near canal.

00:32:43 NIcky

So I think that's the connection the design was chosen because of the connection with water and Scottish mythology and the Forth and Clyde Canal runs through them.

00:32:54 NIcky

So between the two sculptures.

00:32:56 Gemma

Oh yeah.

00:32:57 Gavin Penn - Music

Ah yeah, yeah.

00:32:58 Ben

I remember that yeah, yeah.

00:32:58 Gemma

I remember that.

00:32:58 Gemma

I.

00:33:00 Gemma

Yeah.

00:33:00 Gemma

 

00:33:00 NIcky

It's meant to have a significance to the canals and the Industrial Revolution in Scotland.

00:33:07 NIcky

And also the fact that it's to highlight how important horses were in like towing the barges on the canals and their importance in the Scottish Industrial Revolution.

00:33:17 Ben

Oh, gotcha.

00:33:19 Ben

I'm convinced I'm convinced this is historical.

00:33:19 Speaker 4

Yeah.

00:33:22 Speaker 4

Just about, yeah.

00:33:24 Gemma

More importantly, it's next to a dud site and to make that day a little bit better you could head to the kelpies and my mom.

00:33:32 Gemma

I bet I bet she's never done this, but she used to say I'm going to come here and and see them at every season.

00:33:37 Gemma

I will see that ceiling.

00:33:38 Speaker 4

She did say that.

00:33:38 Gemma

I want to see that when it's follow, she's probably never been sentenced, but I can see what she's saying 'cause the light makes such a difference in how you look at them and.

00:33:46 Ben

But that genuinely breathtaking you.

00:33:49 Ben

It's the largest horses head you've ever seen in your life.

00:33:52 NIcky

They are the largest hole sculptures in the world, actually.

00:33:55 Ben

Wow, wow you.

00:33:57 Ben

Know right your mum on that trip space said to me in the car.

00:34:00 Ben

You know Ben, you're a bit of an anorak, but you're a nice guy.

00:34:04 Speaker 4

Yeah.

00:34:05 NIcky

Great.

00:34:06 Speaker 4

Yeah.

00:34:07 Gemma

Yeah, what does that mean?

00:34:08 Ben

I think I think that's her calling me and calling me a bit of a loser to be honest.

00:34:13 Ben

Yeah, I was a bit upset that the landmarks we dragged her parents took a couple of duds because we also went to the Battle of Bannockburn, Bannockburn. Ah, sorry, Scott. How I pronounced that, and the museum was closed when we arrived, and this was my 200th landmark.

00:34:28 Ben

Oh my God, I was.

00:34:30 Ben

I was so, so bitterly disappointed with it.

00:34:34 Ben

And I don't know if I had that very well that we had turned up to this museum too late.

00:34:38 Ben

But happy times.

00:34:39 Ben

Have we got to go to the.

00:34:39 NIcky

Kelpies instead I've got a question for you.

00:34:43 NIcky

How tall do you think the sculptures are?

00:34:47 Gemma

Ah, very.

00:34:47 Ben

A.

00:34:49 Ben

Tall yeah, the massive.

00:34:50 Ben

That absolutely huge.

00:34:52 Gemma

Centimeters full.

00:34:55 NIcky

30 meters tall.

00:34:56 Ben

30 meters climbing.

00:34:58 NIcky

It's pretty big, and guess how many visitors they've had since April 2014.

00:35:04 Ben

Well, at least 4.

00:35:05 Ben

We could say that with confidence.

00:35:07 Speaker 4

Yep.

00:35:10 Gemma

I still get a bad joke that I love.

00:35:14 Ben

This alternative landmark is very Gemma Cowan because it's it's Scottish, no, but it's it's near glass.

00:35:19 Gemma

It's on Glasgow.

00:35:21 Ben

It's Scottish, you're Scottish.

00:35:24 Ben

It reminds you of a hilarious outing with your parents making fun of me, which I know you like and and it's it's it's art.

00:35:32 Ben

It's it's a public work of art.

00:35:34 Ben

Which I'll never not be able to think of you when I, if I ever see the cowpeas again, which I hope I will.

00:35:39 Gemma

And such, and I'll never not be able to think of you.

00:35:45 NIcky

Yeah, I think this is a really good pick.

00:35:46 NIcky

And I mean initially I was like but those are really new.

00:35:49 NIcky

They're only and then when I started reading about it and reading about the connection with the horses and the Industrial Revolution and the canals, I didn't even know there were canals in the area.

00:35:59 NIcky

So that was new.

00:36:00 Ben

Did you know what a kelpie was?

00:36:03 NIcky

No, I didn't know like LP was.

00:36:05 Speaker 4

Yeah.

00:36:05 NIcky

So yeah, it's got mythology.

00:36:07 NIcky

It's got industrial revolution.

00:36:08 NIcky

It's got art and we I don't think we've got many art based landmarks in the book or in the alternative ones we've been talking about.

00:36:16 Ben

Now it's your fault between.

00:36:17 NIcky

So little fact for you that each of the kelpies weighs more than three.

00:36:24 Ben

100 tons, but they're hollow.

00:36:27 Ben

They're hollow inside and sure.

00:36:28 NIcky

Yeah.

00:36:28 NIcky

But I think they made us steal the.

00:36:31 NIcky

Artist Andy Scott, who was from Glasgow.

00:36:34 NIcky

He made them in miniature and when I said miniature, I mean they were still quite big and in order to make them they've got some kind of computer programming and scanned them to make the pieces for the main sculpture.

00:36:46 Speaker 4

Really.

00:36:47 NIcky

So he did it in small first.

00:36:48 NIcky

He wasn't there.

00:36:49 NIcky

Piercing them together on.

00:36:50 NIcky

In there, yeah.

00:36:51 Ben

However, he did it it it has such a such an amazing effect.

00:36:55 Gemma

I'm pretty sure they have concerts there as well.

00:36:57 Gemma

I'm sure when we were there there was an advert.

00:36:59 Ben

Well, that would be.

00:36:59 Ben

Well, that would be cool.

00:36:59 Ben

 

00:37:00 Ben

We don't remember the historical facts, but you remember the concert venues.

00:37:04 NIcky

They don't have lighting around them, yes, so they they definitely do use them in the in the night.

00:37:10 Ben

The kelpies I love them.

00:37:11 Ben

Let's get more Scottish landmarks on our.

00:37:13 Ben

Alternate list

00:37:14 NIcky

So to wrap up the last thing we do is ask our guests to just say what photo they would take at their alternative landmark.

00:37:14 NIcky

So do you.

00:37:14 NIcky

 

00:37:24 NIcky

Do you have anything in mind?

00:37:25 NIcky

Gemma like poses get Ben to to ride around on the floor like a horse.

00:37:31 NIcky

I don't know, just.

00:37:31 NIcky

Ideas, great idea?

00:37:32 Speaker 4

That's it.

00:37:33 Gemma

I actually thought of that 'cause we do.

00:37:34 Gavin Penn - Music

Workshop

00:37:35 Gemma

Obviously we we did get a filter altogether at the cowpeas and but it wasn't, could you imagine?

00:37:42 Ben

Yeah, I I I'm not not not sure you.

00:37:42 Speaker 4

Yes.

00:37:44 Ben

Can convince me to do that with your parents around.

00:37:46 Gemma

I think maybe Ben at the top of the kelpies or we could get one of me on the top of 1 and then.

00:37:52 Gemma

The other.

00:37:52 Ben

Yes, Whiting account please.

00:37:54 NIcky

But yeah, I I don't know if we actually said that, but there are two.

00:37:57 NIcky

Yeah, one of them looks quite poison, the other ones and presumably neighing.

00:38:03 NIcky

What looks share?

00:38:03 Gemma

I'd be the name one. Yeah yeah, yeah, I'd be the one that's like never be the shy 10.

00:38:05 Ben

Rearing its head back.

00:38:14 Ben

I'm right again, 30 meters.

00:38:16 Ben

High kelpy I'm OK.

00:38:17 Ben

I'm OK with it.

00:38:20 Ben

Recommended this in.

00:38:20 Gemma

This has been very lovely.

00:38:22 Gemma

Thank you.

00:38:23 Gemma

Very much for having me.

00:38:25 Ben

It's a pleasure Gemma in the list of people who visited landmarks.

00:38:28 Ben

You are in 3rd place which is more.

00:38:31 Ben

Landmarks is dead than almost anyone else on planet Earth.

00:38:34 Gemma

And there's no one else I would rather visit landmarks with the new Ben.

00:38:39 Ben

I thought you gonna stay with Nicky then.

00:38:42 NIcky

That would've been great, right?

00:38:43 Gemma

No, I was just gonna say I was just gonna say it's it's such a pleasure but going and learning it by all these landmarks and visiting the ball with Ben and and the reason I do it is because we just have such a laugh and.

00:38:56 Gemma

Such an adventure, and yeah, it would definitely recommend to a friend if anyone is on the fence, but should they contact Ben to visit a landmark, I say go and did it.

00:39:09 Ben

Thanks, Gemma.

00:39:10 Ben

Alright Gemma, you can come back and do another one, I'm convinced.

00:39:12 Gemma

Ben and I are going to deliver poo on Isle of Man next, we think.

00:39:17 Gemma

Well, we want to take lots of Instagram content of us doing manly things.

00:39:21 Gemma

All suggestions welcome.

00:39:25 Ben

Thanks so much for joining us, Gemma.

00:39:28 Gemma

Thank you all, bye.

00:39:28 Speaker 4

Yes.

00:39:37 Speaker 4

2nd.

 


Guest Introduction
Iona
Clive Aslett Story
The Kelpies